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W.H.O. warns Santa could be ‘ultimate super spreader’
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout and here’s why – Santa Claus is bringing you...
Dec 24, 2020


Turmoil in Tinseltown: Reindeer lose employee status, Elves move to unionize
NORTH POLE – Add Reindeer Games to list of cancelled events in 2020. This year has been tumultuous for much of the world and the North...
Dec 22, 2020


Anya Claus to be named to Claus Technologies Board to satisfy NASDAQ diversity requirement
NEW YORK, NY – In a first for Saint Nick's hundred-year-old company, a female is set to be named to the Board of Directors as part of an...
Dec 20, 2020


Outsource sleep for more productivity says latest KPMG Insight report
TORONTO, ON – A new report out of KPMG advises clients to increase their productivity by outsourcing sleep time. “Our expert research...
Nov 2, 2020
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